i-am-the-oracular-spectacular: It’s over. It is…finally over.

mcsingle:

mcsingle:

mcsingle:

mcsingle:

tell me why the plumber at my house right now just slapped my ass

NOW HES TAKING FOOD FROM MY FRIDGE HE’S MAKING A PITA WRAP HE DIDNT EVEN ASK

HE ATE ALL OF MY HAM AND HES TALKING ON HIS CELL PHONE IM GOING TO KILL MYSELF

HE JUST SNEEZED IN MY BOWL OF FRUIT

xamag-homestuck: HUGE 8ITCH
lampsarepeopletoo: thats just ambiguous enough to write on every true/false question

nipplemoustache:

Think how cool [S] Cascade on a cinema screen

kovaniy: SUDDENLY A BOOP
→ Go The Fuck To Sleep: AVENGERS VERSION.

rdjheaven:

Thor, put your hammer down.
No more pop-tarts for a week.
Your father is sleeping, so why aren’t you?
Just go the fuck to sleep.

It’s time for Tony to go to bed.
JARVIS won’t make a peep.
You can be a billionaire playboy tomorrow.
Now go the fuck to sleep.

Steve is curled up on his shield.
The lights are out on the street.
Time to dream of apple pies.
And go the fuck to sleep.

Even Bruce is all hulked out.
No more giants leaps.
You wouldn’t like him when he’s tired.
So he went the fuck to sleep.

Clint never misses bedtime.
His purple blanket is in a heap.
Clint, get out of Natasha’s bed.
And go the fuck to sleep.

Natasha has had enough of this.
It’s sleeper-holds for the weak.
That’s why she’s my favorite agent.
She’s going the fuck to sleep.

Even Coulson is ready for bed.
To dream of tazing sheep.
Supernanny marathon’s on tomorrow.
So go the fuck to sleep.


The Avengers are all in bed now.
I think I’m gonna weep.
Good thing I’ve already got one eye closed.
I’m going the fuck to sleep.

written by flatbear

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